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Hey what you up to? (1-512) nm jus at the apt. (512) so youre jackin off then? (1-512) of course. (512) ok well put my picture down. im on my way over
(309):
She took me into that random room at the party and started singing Barbie Girl and dancing very slutty. Good bye childhood, hello amazing blowjob. Best part? I blew it all over her face and she said "Oh I love ya Ken!"
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dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
(303):
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
(979):
we finished and she said she felt like her vagina had just been annihilated. win?
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(304):
I am drunk. I cant walk. Waffle # xoxo gossip girv.
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