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(954):
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
(919):
I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep.
(214):
we are stuffing mini vodka bottles and condoms into a pinata. this party is so hipster it's crazy.
(Rickiiii):
I was really drunk and sent all the ginger people in my phone book ''I'm as bored as a ginger stripper'' even the boss....eeeeek! - MDT
(441):
OK I just may have found the perfect girl, she split the bar tab with me last night, performed the most mind blowing sex acts on me last night, I woke up this morning with a note saying look at your camera when you are up. She had taken a set of pictures of herself naked in the shower this morning and written on my mirror in the steam I was the best sex she ever had. She also put a post it note on the TV with her phone number and asked to please call her...... I think it may be love.... ;-)
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(609):
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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