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So can I buy you a drink sometime? (206): Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days
(267):
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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so i'm at taco bell and i'm high and the lady at the cashier was like if you call the number on the back of the receipt and you could win $1000. my mind instantly went to "do you know how much weed, beer, and tacos you could buy with that?"
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apparently i blacked out and went triping with the 5 or so rolls i found in my friends house. They all watched me as i got naked and went out at 4 in the morning. i need new friends
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(813):
so your Uncle Benny totally ploughed my growler this morning. Thought you may want to know that.
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