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(604):
she said my dick looked like a mountain she needed to climb, a while in to sex she sang "she'll be cummin around the mountin when she cums"..
(818):
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
(519):
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
(321):
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
(661):
If you can get a text published on MDT homepage with 130 'great nights' , I will show you the trick Me and amber invented called: two thumbs up the pussy pop. K? Till then fuck off(:
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(701):
And he was just creepin around with the gulf club an can full of air, just waiting to attack.
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