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dude she's so easy i told her i played hockey and next thing you know she went down on me in the car before we even got back to my dorm...hell yeah to road dome! she's a keeper
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rec'vd: i had to pee so bad. i thought i was gonna get cervical cancer. sent: Only girls can get that... rec'vd: i know, thats how bad i had to pee
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my kitchen is trashed i ate a few burritos and 3 cups of ramen and i cooked a pizza thing in the over but forgot about it till my smoke detector reminded me
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My boyfriend just DUMPED ME because i told him i was sick of having sex with him when he couldn't do as good a job as my vibrator. [recvd]So come get me?! [sent]You have a tiny dick..
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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I JUST SAW A FED EX TRUCK PARK IN A UPS PARKING LOT. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
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1 year ago
ooo fuck nuggets...
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shenanagins... (0 Points) 1 year ago
ooo fuck nuggets...