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having sex with her was hot, until her wig fell onto my stomach.
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mom i'm gay (rec'd): you son of a b*tch (sent): but i'm your son mom.
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I saw this old man punching his wife in her wheelchair down the suburbian sidewalk. I couldn't help but think, "I want that"
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we were having sex and i was about to orgasm and he just stopped and was like shut up shut up! he listened for like 4 minutes and was like there's a ghost in your house! he got dressed so fast and then left.
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(recv'd):will you councel me, my sexy lioness!!! (sent)...lioness? (recv'd) growl!
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(908):
I was straightening my hair naked and lets just say growing out my hair was a bad idea... bye bye nipple.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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jose (0 Points) 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHA