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I talked with this guy for half an hour about Canadian bacon. Then he told me to stop eating his Fruit Loops and get the hell away.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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