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(705):
is there a specific reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my fridge?
(519):
last night i did standing 69 with this hottie......only she was holdin me!!!!
(812):
So I just took off my bra to get in the shower, and a french fry fell out. Cool. :)
(303):
I woke up and she was gone. she hung her panties on my bedpost. it was the smell of soggy tuna that woke me up.
(434):
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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(702):
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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