Why is there a hole in my wall? (recvd): Last night, after 8 shots, you had a dance contest with your dog, got mad cause you thought you lost, and punched the wall.

and your all sooooo hardcore for not getting drunk off 8 shots! 8 shots ppl, if 8 shots doesnt get you abit drunk, you have a major drinking problem! get a life, there is a reason alcohol is legal! it dumbs down society to make it more controlable! it also turns ppl into utter f***wits! learn to think for yourselves, STOP CONFORMING!

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4927 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i dont get it

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4929 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ha ha all you guys are retarded and stop conforming wtf your drinkin to lol your all fucking annoying and weeds better

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4934 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAH thats funny lol who dances with your dog? LOL!

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4936 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Funny. if u don't get this than u r an f***ing retared thats needs 2 get a freaking brain and a life. also if u can get drunk after 8 shots than thats great 4 u. but if u can't than wow. ur a retard. so peace outz................

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4940 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why dont you people man up and do "e"

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4942 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Because E is for fucking pussies. Shoot black tar.

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4952 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

drugs are for pussies who can't handle problems so they kill themselves with stupid shit like drugs.

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4959 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Wow, why don't we stop the crass stereotypical idea bullsh*t, and realize that certain drugs affect people in different ways. And #25 is a fucking socialist bullsh*t-dependent retard.

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4965 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

looooooooooooooooooooosers!!

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4975 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bullshit dependent? really? i didnt know that was possible dude... and u managed to throw socialist in there... kudos for that tho. lol

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4976 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

get a fucking tolerance 8 shots

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5029 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

8 shots of any hard alchol will get anyone drunk.

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5030 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

and this joke isn't even funny.... so WTF..

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5038 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow... thats just sad dude..

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5067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

think thats bad u know the peanut butter and dog thing ? I did 8 shots and f@#$ed the dog and ate the peanut butter

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5145 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i bet the dog did win

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5213 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#22's comment just screams "I have trouble with grammar and spelling" Learn to spell and use correct grammar next time, moron.

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5252 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

0MG THiiS WAS S0O FUNNii

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5254 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I know all these people are calling this person a fag for being drunk off 8 shots? WHAT THE FUCK. 8 SHOTS IS A LOT OF ALCOHOL, ESPECIALLY IF CONSUMED IN A SHORT TIME.

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5296 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

If you are making fun of someone for being drunk off of 8 shots, then in future years I will be making fun of you for losing your house, wife, kids and having to attend your AA meetings.

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5336 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

kudos to #38, but the real lesson to learn from this story is that NO ONE likes losing a dance competition...cracked my shit up.

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5417 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#38 -- These people WILL NOT HAVE A WHIFE, they will most probbobly live in the pub^^ I've seen it before, I'll see it agian. And hell, I'd get drunk off of 6 shots of hard alcahol x.x But then I'm a lightwaight... And will everybody PLEASE stop calling him a fag? Fag is a word to discriminate against gay people, fucktards. Get informed.

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5418 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

P.S Yes, I do think this is funny^^ hah...

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5419 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow mn fcking awsome dog man wtf

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5423 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#40 failed troll, 3/10

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5472 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Dog dancing FTW!

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5484 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omfg thats halarouis

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5523 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I wouldnt be drunk off 8 shots of anything, not even diesel, fag

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5569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Fuck your mothers

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5597 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ok 8 shots maybe ur drunk but drunk enough to dance with your dog....really

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5618 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Your Mom You sick Bastards :]

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7498 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Funniest Shit ever!!!

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7752 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha i can imagine this, it wouldve been great on Youtube :O

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8464 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

IF YOU GUYS WHO THINK 8 SHOTS ISNT ANYTHING IF YOU LISTENED IN CLASS WHEN THOSE D.A.R.E. GUYS CAME TO YOUR SCHOOL YOU WOULD KNOW THAT 8 SHOTS IS ALOT

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8551 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

hahaha dude number 38 made my life. :D

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8738 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wat a light weight

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8878 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol awesome dog, awesome dude...that was hilarious, and seriously, who cares about how many shots it took?

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9442 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Also depends...8 shots of what?

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13144 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#22 is just yelling "i need attention" if it was 8 shits of jager, NICE!! thats my fav lol Jager FTW!

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13182 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

woww so he/she gets drunk off 8 shots and that makes them a fag? okayy people

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13587 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

we dont even know what the shots are of 5 shots of 151 and i would be dancing with my dog when they kick in... but i also drink beer... most people who comment on 8 shots not being alot drink pussy shots like lemon drops and shit... take 8 shots of wild turkey, jack, patron, jose, 151 and we can laugh at all there stupid stories.... oh and for the people who still talk shit i have had my BAC above a .50 in the hospital pumped with coal. had .40s alot when i was younger....

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14260 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

give me 2 shots and i'll be drunk, 4 i'm on the floor....i'm a small gurl...don't take much...good for you if it takes more than 8!!

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28920 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha that is awesome...

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42736 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

been there.

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43457 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol thats freakin hilarious

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48933 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#43 fails miserably

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50244 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

this made me laugh SOOO fuckinn hardd. ahhahahahah. i can just like, see it happening. thats why. lmaoo.

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53637 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

;me and my friend have dance offs with her dog too when we drink!!!! hahahah this is so funny i wouldve loved to see this in progression

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62163 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

59... u realize a bac of above .55 is considered life threatening? as in, if u had one above .50 ud be most likely, dead, or dam close, and hospitalized

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75429 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#67 actually .4 and above is lethal. and for all of you who say "fag" to people who get drunk from 8 shots, can I just say two things... One, I'm drunk after 2-3 shots, so I'm not broke at the end of the night from ringing up a $200 bar tab. Two, if it takes more than 8 shots to get you even a little drunk, there's this place called AA...

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