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(425):
Have a good night. Don't cheat on me or I will fuck you in the ass so hard with no lube.
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I went over his house and we had sex in the shower. Instead of taking two steps out of the shower to pee, he just kept repeating "I got great aim, I got great aim" as he pissed all over my leg.
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(785) The girl from the party last night just sent me a text. All it said was DTF? What does that mean? (785-2) It means you are a lucky man!
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
(434):
Is it bad that if he got me pregnant i would consider prostituting myself to pay for the abortion?
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(613):
613:Why does my phone always die as I'm about to get drunk? 613: Probably Gods way of saving us all from your mass drunk sex texts. 613: shuttup bitch your boyfriend loves them.
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