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(646):
tequila makes me lock him in my room... reply: well if he made me scream like the screams i heard coming out of your room id lock him in there too..
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God your dick looks good in those jeans, I just want to pull it out and deep throat u.
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal. (540): Ew, and?! (703): Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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You spit out your gum in the toilet and then peed and then started crying and calling yourself a dirty slut and I asked what was wrong you said your clit had turned green and fallen off.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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(941):
oh allen you bring out my wild side...since ive been a good wookie can i stick my light saber in your space hole?
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