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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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i used my little sister's chocolate bunny as a dildo hopeing it would cover up the taste of tuna
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Soo... Totally told my teacher I liked it doggie style by accident todayy.. Followed by a thats what she said by the quiet kid in class.. Its always those quiet fuckerss
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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"Why should i wear bowties on tuesdays?" "Because i eat chicken cutlets and mashed potatoes on tuesday so we should dress fancy."
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