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(605):
Blacked out in church after a long night of drinking...Hit my face on the pew and broke my nose...When I came to I said "What the FUCK happened" as the preist was standing over me....oops
(937):
Had sex with a girl and when I was about to cum... I pulled out and shoved it in her mouth... she said...how did you know I liked that... keeper???
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Last night, "I just saw the biggest squirrel ever - and it had the eyes of a killer. I fear for my unborn children!" MDT
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
(206):
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer (818): oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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(215):
my drunk self promised head before school. now my sober self has to act on it.
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