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I think my body is made of more vodka than water at this point... SO please don't smoke up so close to me. I may literally catch fire
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Erin just said I look like a hooker (1-228): So? You always look like a hooker :P (228): *gasp* I prefer high class escort!
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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"Thanks for getting me home last night and putting up with my drunk ass again!" response: "I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm in Florida..."
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he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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(702):
So I'm at a suite at the Palms rented by Ashton Kutcher. Demi is dancing around in a black bikini talking abt how fat she is w/Snoop Dogg smoking not a cigarett
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