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(619):
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
(603):
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
(562):
Step on the scale for the first time since i started smokin weed....fuckin wana kill myself! I must stop eating! I gained 20 pounds! haha (1-562) nah its cool its muscle! (562) lol fuck you
(503):
Dude... your sister is so wasted. She's scooting around the living room saying, 'Why can't people scratch their asses like dogs?' You need to come take care of this.
(874):
First you barged into my house unannounced at supper and declared war against my dog for giving you the "eye" than patted my little brother on the head and said 'you are one of my own young grasshoper' than pointed your stick at my dad and told him to fuck himself... i dont think things are going to work
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(304):
im so drunk and i want to apparate but, i never got my letter to hogwartz so i have to wait
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