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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Last night my guy friend says: "hsdery gies what i'md rusn k off my assd" and "ayayayayaya i'm so ahpputy yoiu asre awewsoem!111" and "i alwaysu weaertyul procteciton haha jk i will be safe i promkise" Damn he was drunk.
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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so how is hitting it while she is pregnant? (1-661): not to bad, its like cheating on my wife for 9 months with a fat chick
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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