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(585):
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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Studies show that sucking dick weakens your vocal cords. I guess thats why you always txt & never call...stay strong cocksucker!
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Apparently metal bar stools can be easily mistaken for people when you're punching them.
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This is first time I went down on a girl and she was a fucking squirter and I got covered.
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Do you think I can use the walmart giftcards they gave us at church yesterday to buy alcohol?
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