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I wanna train a pterodactyl & fly that shit EVERYWHERE.
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You left your cat here last night.. (1-414): Does he have my keys?
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Look im sorry i said i wanted to bang your mom but if ur the one who put the ghost in my room will you please take him out hes scarin me.
(414):
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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