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(509):
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Last night thought I texted my gay best friend "what up? currently packin fudge?" It was sent to my mom. MDT
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach? (954): In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
(405):
I just used 'oodles' in a sentence correctly. Praise me.
(206):
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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(304):
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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