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Have you ever wondered if the inventor of the vibrator thought to himself..."If I build it, they will cum..."
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dude, if there's 10,000 lightning bugs, how come he only gets 1000 hugs?(817) ....are you high? Because each bug = .10 hugs(817) Good call. So you're stoned too.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Sure he/she did.
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84542 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Sure he/she did.