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(850):
yeah i know, but i felt bad. I had already gave both his best friends head. I didnt want him to feel left out. And since it was a sunday, I felt like it was the Christian thing to do.
(519):
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
(843):
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got firedl
(410):
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
(914):
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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what would penis do?
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