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(+61):
He stopped in the middle of sex and said "you seriously rock my boat". I didn't know what to say so i told him I'd be his captain any day.
(831):
He said he wasn't ready for anything as serious as a fuck buddy, so now we're diddle buddies.
(937):
do you have a crowbar? We are shotgunning the keg!
(404):
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
(205):
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Yeah. And it was everywhere BUT the toilet.
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