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(512):
Why does everyone keep saying "you're not wearing pants?" IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE!
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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You think thats bad? Lastnight I tried to let out a silent fart in bed after we just had sex and I shit myself!
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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(304):
and you humped me in dollar general. ill never be able to look at cookies the same now
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