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(919):
just woke up in a closet with some asian chick, wet, and no clothes on... i thought i had pissed myself til i saw this person had a pool out back. cuervo is a bitch.
(609):
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
(954):
my mom just found porn on my dads comp and he blamed me so no i cant go
(813:):
So basically, your dad was drunk yelling at your mom and blaming her for your little brother being so girly while your little brother sat in the corner in a tutu and a plastic tiara and cried. Can I come over to your house more often?
(714):
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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(845):
-i had sex with the man whore... -was it good?!?! i hope u shaved... -of course i shaved... and it was amazing.. but he asked me who his daddy was. -whatttt -yeahhh....
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