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sent last night: "Her pussy is like Landolakes Naturally Creamy Butter. She went from Linda Hunt to Eva Mendez in 9 shots. Fuck I love Tequila!" - MDT
(516):
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Last night, "watch out for zombie chickens...ch ch ch chia!" MDT
(408):
I woke up with a Cheetos bag as my pillow.
(218):
I'm so high I just yelled at my fish for 15 mins about how bad over feeding is then sat down with my cat and watched a animal abuse show just to show him what a good life he has! Never again.. I promise!
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IS SWALLOWING CONSIDERED CANNABOLISM?!
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