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(678):
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
(630):
You know it's going to be a good night when the first thing the girl at the bar asks you is "what's your favorite sex position?"
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
(860):
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
(808):
when I pulled up there wer three fire trucks and she was wearing nothing but a kiss the cook apron
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(631):
seriously imover guys sending pics of thier penis's to my phone. (573) whats so bad about that? (631) they look smaller than cocktail weenies
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