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(360):
hey, next time you sneak out of the house to fuck your boyfriend in his car, dont call me in the middle of it and leave a twelve minute message... dont let dad know or your ass is grass. (360) k mom. have a good day at work, love you...
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Last night, "She walks like a supermodel ... a midget supermodel." MDT
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
(440):
she got pissed when i told her id rather put my dick through a cheese grator than talk to a fat slut like her
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(215):
"my justin bieber poster is moving....it's like he's coming off the wall & i can touch him."
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