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(518):
german boy just filled my can of coke with vodka. prom has officially begun.
(781):
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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So basically, your dad was drunk yelling at your mom and blaming her for your little brother being so girly while your little brother sat in the corner in a tutu and a plastic tiara and cried. Can I come over to your house more often?
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!
(916):
This guy outside of the bar is selling t-shirts "Unicorns are real, they are just grey, fat and called rhinos" want one?
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(916):
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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