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(306):
(Sent) I got high for the first time (R'cvd) And? (Sent) We had sex... (R'cvd) How was it? (Sent) You know that ride at the fair that I love so much, Swing of the Century? (R'cvd) Yes...? (Sent) That's how I felt after cumming for about an hour straight, he made my world spin. Fucking awesome.
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Not now, theres a midget doin coke on the coffee table
(347):
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
(303):
can your pubes get split ends?
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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