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haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal? (919): i cant lie to you.
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He was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "caution, contents may be stinky."
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Think about it... say u use mouth wash... u can't eat or drink for 30 minutes after rinsing... does this include pussy? Mind= blown... what do I do? Fuck it, I'll risk a cavity for some pussy
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(831) I cant believe you fucking left me last night. (831) I left you with boobs though. (831) Thats true... I did sleep with boobs last night.
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