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Have you ever felt more in tune with your cat when you're high? (1-210): Every day.. It's way easier to communicate with them.
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i just farted and someone said it smells like teryaki chicken, 10 people agreed.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Why is snow white it be cooler if it was red (1-410): It's June and 3:30am there is no snow there hasn't been for months I'm trying to sleep (410): Or green green would look cool like the grass and trees are not dead (1-410): SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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(954):
You LITERALLY started having a legit conversation with your dog for about an hour, then threw it outside in your backyard 'cause "no bitches were allowed in your party"
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