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(757):
Sent 6:15am: "im half naked in a pool with bloody knees!! wtf! saturdays r craaazy"
(734):
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
(801):
4 new phone numbers in my phone today.. Einstein, Harry potter, sexy legs, and "girl who mildly resembles Sandra bullock in her younger years of course". What alcohol did you give me again?
(507):
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
(830):
(sent): so because I haven't seen your penis in two weeks does that make it a decepticock? (rec'd): Gmorning and yes it does, so you will have to beat it back to the right side, violently (sent): Autocunts, roll out.
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(678):
i don't even feel like i was drunk just last weekend. is that a sign of alcoholism?
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