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I'm not saying I "would" rape her. But if I was going to rape a girl it would look like her
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Last night, "so pizza hut has that field in the online order form, for special instructions? I put 'driver must beat box.' turns out, he could." MDTxt
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Ride your zebra over here cuz we're sitting in a circle burning incense in the mall parking lot :D Chinese food will be involved.
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I had sex with him in the lake I spent my childhood swimming in. Its like one big slutty circle is complete.
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