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(323):
Is it normal that even though u know I have a girl that I Jack off more then we have sex
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i was banging her then right before i busted i pulled out and said another girls name so when she was like WTF i busted right in her face and rolled out.
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(Rec): My tits smell like pizza... Care to enlighten me? (Sent): Wellllllll... After you passed out we decided it would be pretty hot to eat a pizza off you. Wait till you see the pictures :)
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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I can't believe she told the gyno she only slept with 2 people. Why lie? When I go I tell the truth, I tell them I don't know.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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