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(254):
At the rec. Working out on the slut machines without panties in hopes of some guy seeing my vag and realizing it's lonely. (1-972): How's that working out for you? (254): I caught some glances but nothing yet!
(647):
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
(209):
I was really excited to see that drunk me did the dishes. Then Sober me realized I put them back in the cabinet dirty. I just unstuck two knives crusted together with mustard.
(kassystars):
Last night I sent: "if you aren't going to answer my drunk dialing because you are f*cking, I am going to go watch zombie films and masturbate" MDT
(732):
i had sex with a man i met on wealthygaysingles.com last night in my sons bathroom (recieved by accident from my FATHER)
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Is it bad that I'm eating corn dogs and drinking wine at 7am?
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