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(918):
What's wet, warm and right under my finger? Ur moms clit!! She said be up by 8 breakfast will be ready! Night dude
(513):
This guys penis was so small, he had to put a rubber band around the condom to make it stay on.
(Anonymous):
Last night I received "I think i'm gonna flex my cougar muscles tonight." MDT
(813):
He had one of those small greek statue penises
(403):
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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(774):
I just can't fuck u till I get std results from my past relationship.
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