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(785):
I really need to send an apology letter to my liver for how much jager I drank last night (1-785): And one to the owner of the trampoline you stole...
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(sent): he said he was gonna break me out ninja style (recieved): more like winnie the pooh style
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It officially takes me two beers to be drunk. Yay lightweight
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I just sneezed so hard I think my tampon came out.
(203):
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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nope, you'll never get laid.
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84513 (0 Points) 2 years ago
nope, you'll never get laid.