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(954):
i'm so loose that sex doesn't even feel good anymore..
(956):
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
(Rickiiii):
I was really drunk and sent all the ginger people in my phone book ''I'm as bored as a ginger stripper'' even the boss....eeeeek! - MDT
(425):
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
(514):
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother. (reply): and? (sent): luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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(954):
i was so drunk even if i double bagged her i would still get creeps taht ugly
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