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(614):
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Me and my girlfriend were having sex but forgot to take out her tampon...I ended up having to feel around for it for 10 minutes to pull out a bloody cotton swab....
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I was talking to my friend about how I just wouldn't tell my parents if I was pregnant, not knowing my dad was listening. Ten min later, my mom walks in the door with a pregnancy test and makes me take it. Guess what, I'm pregnant.
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(662):
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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