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(423):
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
(815):
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
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naked , 2 am, locked inside toys are us. a finger puppet on my dick. and a hot chick next to me.
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What is it with the people on mdt always texting 'highfive' and 'mid blowjob' if my man wipped out his phone during oral I'd bite his penis! (Recd): I'm so sending that to mdt!
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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(978):
woke up this am and thought I had been shot but then realized oh no just bleeding out from a tattoo... it says "real talk".... wish I had been shot
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1 year ago
Sounds like a classy chick
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84141 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Sounds like a classy chick