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(702):
Dude, saw some chick coming out of target that said "I finish first"...I walked up to her and said if she would like to finish a second time. (1-702): Lol, what happened? (702): She slapped the living shit out of me and told me to fuck off. (1-702): Ouch..ballsy my friend, ballsy (702): Apparently, she thought the same thing, she gave me her number...we're hookin up tomorrow
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my girlfriend told me shes preggo now shes my wife but the babys Hispanic and we are both White.
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Dude... your sister is so wasted. She's scooting around the living room saying, 'Why can't people scratch their asses like dogs?' You need to come take care of this.
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We need to rekindle our bromance
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(908):
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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1 year ago
same here!
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ladyr (0 Points) 1 year ago
same here!