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(213):
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
(518):
The police officer walked up to my sister and asked how i was doing. She said good. He replied well tell her we miss her parties they kept us busy on Friday nights.
(502):
I told my girl she could have an adderall if she could make me cum from a bj. Hahaha, I've never seen such inspired work
(512):
I tried to run from the cops, but they caught me goddamit (1-512): how'd they get you? (512): I was drunk and laying face first on concrete.
(215):
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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(303) fucked her, all drunk (303) and threw up mid sex (303) and she left (832) haha atta boy
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