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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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shouldn't it be... you are me in twelve years? haha
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84226 (0 Points) 1 year ago
shouldn't it be... you are me in twelve years? haha