MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(604):
IHOP = International house of punani.
(831):
You walked up to a hooker, handed her a buck and asked what was on the dollar menu! (1-831) so what's the problem? (831) I'm your girlfriend dickwad, you don't do that shit in front of me!
(859):
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
(214):
babe... its bacon. its always great
(413):
Bro, It's 3 am and I just had a fat chick threesome......and I think the condom broke in one of them...I'm running away now.
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(631):
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Great Night
(
117
)
Bad Night
(
7
)
More texts from (631)
Like
Comments: 0
No comments yet, be the FIRST to comment!
Nickname:
Email:
(Optional, used for
gravatar
)
Comment:
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Awesomeness!
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS