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(203):
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
(614):
Received last night: "The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia." MDT
(425):
My walk of shame consisted of sneakin out of his parents (who he did NOT mention he lived with) house in the middle of their morning coffee with dried cum in my hair and the dog barking at me... I HATE first impressions like that!
(813):
Best part is I totally had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
(763):
(sent) hey uh whats the foreign exchange kids name? (rec) i have no idea, why? (sent) cause we hooked up last night and i just kept calling him 'fez' (rec) epic.
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(972):
If you don't think plutonium is awesome than you can just go fuck yourself!
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