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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Thanks for letting me crash on you couch last night. (319): You didnt crash on my couch dude.
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my girlfriend and I decided to try using edible body paint during sex. Instead of putting it on my lower body in sensual places, she thought it would be more fun to use it to draw a long, curly mustache and a unibrow on my face, as well as a set of hairy balls on my chin.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
(602):
We rolled a blunt, smoked and then drove around in a square. Yes, an actual square. The GPS told us to.
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(732) She s the only white girl in here, she's like a star
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