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(Killa):
Last night i received: "it could be a crackhead gotta hold of the wrong stuff. Sumpin told it to climb up in the tree and play a leppercon. Ima get a backhoe and uproot this tree. I just wanna know where da gold at." note to self. Never drink, text, and youtube. MDT
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dude my grandfather went all exorcist on the bathroom wall and shit all over it
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I got into Harvard and Arizona State University. I told Harvard to to fuck themselves and commited to ASU, cause ASU spelled backwards is USA.
(920):
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
(518):
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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He needs a lawyer to go to pussy court
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