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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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Just don't answer the phone, let her keep calling
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83980 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Just don't answer the phone, let her keep calling