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(949):
Is it wrong that I keep my condoms and my bible in the same drawer?
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Last night, "Where are yo? I have just seen a midget transvestite with a beard" MDT
(978):
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
(816):
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
(440):
Sent: My friend's kitten just literally tried to get into my knickers while I was taking a piss. Received: Doesn't he know there's only room for one pussy in there?
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(916):
(Sent): Is everyone just on their periods right now? (Rec): Not. Not Sami. She's just a bitch.
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