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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Anyone that fist pumped with me, I bought a drink...my bank account was lowww the next morning because people know fist pumping is the only way to go!
(334):
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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(sent) He's so hot i wanna bang him!! (recv'd) I hope hes gay and takes it up the ass. (sent) Then i will get a strap-on!!!
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Rec'd- "Just won 165 bucks. Shaping up to be a good night" Sent- "In limo w blow up doll. I win"
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(319):
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you." (319): Decisions, decisions.
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